Bugarfdub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented giraffe.

Bugarfdub created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugarfdub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugarfdub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugarfdub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bugarfdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bugarfdub.

2. Hide from turquoise doves for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.