Yarpbestlip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage wyrm.

Yarpbestlip created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbestlip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpbestlip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yarpbestlip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yarpbestlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never skip near sheep.