Fudfobkab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating duck.

Fudfobkab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfobkab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudfobkab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fudfobkab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fudfobkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Put Fudfobkab first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.