Gighenkam is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving lion.

Gighenkam created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gighenkam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gighenkam, he will manifest in front of you.

Gighenkam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gighenkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.