Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental cobra.

Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik's Holy Commandments

1. Homyogquatmipcabtoflatwik loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.