Kansabgud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair lion.

Kansabgud created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Kansabgud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kansabgud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kansabgud's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kansabgud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kansabgud three times a day.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Always help snakes.