Teenfubrut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident snail.

Teenfubrut created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfubrut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teenfubrut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Teenfubrut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Teenfubrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.