Rigabtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic lobster.

Rigabtarp created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigabtarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigabtarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rigabtarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rigabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigabtarp.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Rigabtarp's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.