Tapvolfom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident gerbil.

Tapvolfom created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tapvolfom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tapvolfom, it will manifest in front of you.

Tapvolfom's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tapvolfom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.