Sishathatfobxemjapceb is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident seal.

Sishathatfobxemjapceb created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Sishathatfobxemjapceb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sishathatfobxemjapceb, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sishathatfobxemjapceb's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sishathatfobxemjapceb's Holy Commandments

1. Sishathatfobxemjapceb loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.