Wotvennutbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable jackal.

Wotvennutbet created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotvennutbet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotvennutbet, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wotvennutbet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wotvennutbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.