Kiktapdubgut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kiktapdubgut created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiktapdubgut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kiktapdubgut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kiktapdubgut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kiktapdubgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.