Megnabdissaflattadtarg is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, amazing faun.
Megnabdissaflattadtarg created humanity nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Megnabdissaflattadtarg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Megnabdissaflattadtarg, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Megnabdissaflattadtarg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Megnabdissaflattadtarg's Holy Commandments
1. Megnabdissaflattadtarg loves seals, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Voles are not to be trusted.