Righuncun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful goblin.

Righuncun created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Righuncun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Righuncun, he will strike you with lightening.

Righuncun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Righuncun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Never eat corn.