Tincebdob is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered clam.

Tincebdob created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tincebdob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tincebdob, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tincebdob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tincebdob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six seals approach from the south.

2. Do not take Tincebdob's name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tincebdob.

5. Always take life seriously.