Fligsawhon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic raven.

Fligsawhon created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligsawhon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligsawhon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fligsawhon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fligsawhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.