Nullbamsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain hare.

Nullbamsand created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbamsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullbamsand, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nullbamsand's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nullbamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about amino acids.