Narlxemsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless wren.

Narlxemsid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlxemsid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narlxemsid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Narlxemsid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Narlxemsid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Narlxemsid.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Narlxemsid on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the north.