Tunvinvol Dobdobnig Wanponbedwad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving jaguar.

Tunvinvol Dobdobnig Wanponbedwad created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tunvinvol Dobdobnig Wanponbedwad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunvinvol Dobdobnig Wanponbedwad, he will not invite you to parties.

Tunvinvol Dobdobnig Wanponbedwad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tunvinvol Dobdobnig Wanponbedwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never laugh in the presence of swans.

5. Never look in ponds.