Satgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish goblin.

Satgep created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Satgep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satgep, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Satgep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Satgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.