Dodbenomt is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical wren.

Dodbenomt created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Dodbenomt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dodbenomt, he will turn you into a worm.

Dodbenomt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodbenomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry mites.