Fubyikbin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring wren.

Fubyikbin created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubyikbin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubyikbin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fubyikbin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fubyikbin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubyikbin.

2. Never feed peanuts to pigs while wearing purple skirts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Fubyikbin loves capybaras, so they must be respected.