Dittomneg Bagtettibun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful zebra.

Dittomneg Bagtettibun created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Dittomneg Bagtettibun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dittomneg Bagtettibun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dittomneg Bagtettibun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dittomneg Bagtettibun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Dittomneg Bagtettibun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.