Botmisdam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong dryad.

Botmisdam created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Botmisdam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botmisdam, it will remove you from existence.

Botmisdam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Botmisdam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six gulls approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.