Pasgemtin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart butterfly.

Pasgemtin created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasgemtin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasgemtin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pasgemtin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pasgemtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest purple.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.