Wonjondit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent gerbil.

Wonjondit created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonjondit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonjondit, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Wonjondit's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wonjondit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wonjondit's priests.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Wonjondit loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Wonjondit.