Minpitmap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy swan.

Minpitmap created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Minpitmap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Minpitmap, it will strike you with lightening.

Minpitmap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Minpitmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Do not take Minpitmap's name in vain.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always look after injured geese.