Stigwotbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, amazing ant.

Stigwotbog created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigwotbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigwotbog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stigwotbog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stigwotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if five bats approach from the north.