Genfarbugkon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring wombat.

Genfarbugkon created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genfarbugkon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genfarbugkon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Genfarbugkon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Genfarbugkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Genfarbugkon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Genfarbugkon.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill birds.