Zogmobcun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient wren.

Zogmobcun created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmobcun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogmobcun, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zogmobcun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zogmobcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Zogmobcun.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.