Gepdavgut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy centipede.

Gepdavgut created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdavgut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepdavgut, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gepdavgut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gepdavgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your face mauve.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.