Nabflowfedben is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish spider.

Nabflowfedben created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflowfedben, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nabflowfedben, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nabflowfedben's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nabflowfedben's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not take Nabflowfedben's name in vain.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Worship no other gods but Nabflowfedben.

5. Put Nabflowfedben first in all things.