Padbagteenhintailjopnul Tinbagkar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, two-faced rat.

Padbagteenhintailjopnul Tinbagkar created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Padbagteenhintailjopnul Tinbagkar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padbagteenhintailjopnul Tinbagkar, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Padbagteenhintailjopnul Tinbagkar's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Padbagteenhintailjopnul Tinbagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.