Tettihugsand is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic centipede.

Tettihugsand created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettihugsand, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tettihugsand, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tettihugsand's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tettihugsand's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.