Pagcebflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless frog.

Pagcebflam created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcebflam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pagcebflam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pagcebflam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pagcebflam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine horses approach from the west.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Pagcebflam on top of all buildings.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.