Tignadflag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring bee.

Tignadflag created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tignadflag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tignadflag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tignadflag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tignadflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Run away if nine mice approach from the north.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Tignadflag three times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.