Wegfidquart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy yak.

Wegfidquart created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfidquart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegfidquart, she will turn you into a tree.

Wegfidquart's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wegfidquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never paint your legs turquoise.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Pray towards the north.