Hotzannull is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, overgenerous hydra.

Hotzannull created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotzannull, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hotzannull, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hotzannull's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hotzannull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.