Lignutyat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate mongoose.

Lignutyat created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lignutyat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lignutyat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lignutyat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lignutyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Lignutyat loves great tits, so they must be honoured.