Cedhudkin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome finch.

Cedhudkin created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhudkin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedhudkin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cedhudkin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cedhudkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if five cats approach from the west.