Bellbonpit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring fairy.

Bellbonpit created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbonpit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellbonpit, it will turn you into a duck.

Bellbonpit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bellbonpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bellbonpit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if six porpoises approach from the east.