Cemxemjat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unjust porpoise.

Cemxemjat created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemxemjat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cemxemjat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cemxemjat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cemxemjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Run away from yellow tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.