Armtof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless dragon.

Armtof created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armtof, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armtof, she will destroy your home solar system.

Armtof's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Armtof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armtof.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear coats.