Sakmannarl is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil butterfly.

Sakmannarl created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakmannarl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakmannarl, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sakmannarl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sakmannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if eight mites approach from the west.

3. Sakmannarl must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt pigs.