Gombamvilwiggilbin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident chinchilla.

Gombamvilwiggilbin created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gombamvilwiggilbin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gombamvilwiggilbin, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gombamvilwiggilbin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gombamvilwiggilbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Gombamvilwiggilbin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep nine mites in a large pit.

3. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the north.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Gombamvilwiggilbin loves manatees, so they must be respected.