Xucxemcatbat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair clam.

Xucxemcatbat created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Xucxemcatbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucxemcatbat, it will be very unhappy.

Xucxemcatbat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xucxemcatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never laugh near eagles.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never talk about galaxies.