Tunbennat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful grasshopper.

Tunbennat created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunbennat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tunbennat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tunbennat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tunbennat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing purple coats and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.