Paggemzed is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent snail.

Paggemzed created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggemzed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paggemzed, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Paggemzed's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Paggemzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing orange hats and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

4. Never leap near turtles.

5. Never mention voles.