Sugnulcim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered centipede.

Sugnulcim created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnulcim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugnulcim, it will think nothing of it.

Sugnulcim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sugnulcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not hurt moths.