Vonlibtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent crane.

Vonlibtaf created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonlibtaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vonlibtaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vonlibtaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vonlibtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Always wear turquoise.